Welcome, you sick bitches and bastards. You are horrible, awful, terrible, no-good people. It’s nice to find your tribe, isn’t it?
Roolz? We don’t need no stinking Roolz!
Let’s play Brutally Honest Responses To Your Partner’s Questions.
Use EXACTLY FOUR WORDS*
To borrow from Brother Maynard:
“Four shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be four. Five shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count three, excepting that thou then proceedeth to four. Six is right out.”
“It’s not the jeans.”
“Your mother was better.”
“Corpses have more enthusiasm.”
*not a rool but a creative constraint.
photo courtesy of The Nu Romantics