Welcome to Late Night Laugh Lines, blah blah blah. It’s a gorgeous day here in Seattle. So WTF am I doing indoors, on my computer and/or phone and/or tablet and/or laptop?

Contractual obligations, severe penalties, binding arbitration, etc. You get the picture.

Sherree, Ashlee, Tori, and R.B. are very good at sounding all sweet in public but you don’t know what they are like behind the scenes, and you don’t want to. {{{Shudder}}}

Since I’m here, and you’re…maybe here… let’s, uh, rock this place and have some, you know, fun. Might as well. Sure, why not? Let’s go with that.

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The Big Bad Roolz!

1. RTBBR! (Read The Big Bad Roolz!). They are bad, but in a good way.

2. Roolz rool!

3. Rules drule.

4. You do the hokey pokey, and you turn yourself about.

5. That’s what it’s all about. I’m not going to tell you again.

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For those of you who have created people (outside of a cloning lab), you are probably very familiar with the classic books about Berenstain’s Bears. My favorite was the B Book.

Today we are going to write our own version of the Berenstain’s B Book. Sorry, Jackson, no pictures.

This version is not for kids. If this goes well, it might be compiled and posted on the NuR site. No promises, because you people are impossible.

***If you are going to contribute PLEASE become familiar with the style and cadence of the original. It’s short and easy.***

I look forward to seeing what you have to add. If anything. Losers.

Berit’s Beary Bad B Book

Big blue
Big blue eyes
Big blue eyes, bodacious body
Big blue eyes, bodacious body, bouncing boobs
Big blue eyes, bodacious body, bouncing boobs, black beemer
Big blue eyes, bodacious body, bouncing boobs, black beemer bumping backwards

Your turn.