He Has To Die

“He has to die,” said Ashlee. She scanned the little circle of girls. On a bright, warm, sunny spring afternoon they all felt a dark chill.

“What?” said Toree with a scrunched brow, looking at the others.

“Agreed,” said Sheree. She held a stern, determined look and inched closer to Ashlee. Continue reading

LNLL August 2, 2017

Welcome to Late Night Laugh Lines. Hello, my name is SK and I’m a snark-aholic.

I realized I had a problem when I got fired from my first post-high school job for a smartass remark to the boss. It was a learning experience, the lesson being that bosses have no humor. It’s why they get to be boss. Continue reading

LNLL July 26, 2017

Welcome to Late Night Laugh Lines. Please stow your critical thinking in the overhead compartments and turn off all electronic — wait, keep those going.

Our snark tonight will be cruising at an altitude of -700 feet. As this is a no smoking snark, please bring enough to share, and then it will be a smoking flight. Continue reading

LNLL July 12, 2017

Welcome to Late Night Laugh Lines, your one-stop source for all things snark. Let me explain a little about the mission of LNLL for our new friends.

The Nu Romantics is a cool, sexy, group with great talents posting and participating. Wess, for example, is a sooper classy film noir genius. Sebastian and Benjamin write tons of delicious poems. There are many others who work hard to make this a great place. I don’t even need to mention the awesome founders — you know what they bring. Continue reading