“He has to die,” said Ashlee. She scanned the little circle of girls. On a bright, warm, sunny spring afternoon they all felt a dark chill.
“What?” said Toree with a scrunched brow, looking at the others.
“Agreed,” said Sheree. She held a stern, determined look and inched closer to Ashlee. Continue reading
Originally from the Nu Romantics group on FaceBook on April 6, 2017. See below for Grace Quillen’s bio. Continue reading
Welcome to Late Night Laugh Lines. Hello, my name is SK and I’m a snark-aholic.
I realized I had a problem when I got fired from my first post-high school job for a smartass remark to the boss. It was a learning experience, the lesson being that bosses have no humor. It’s why they get to be boss. Continue reading
Welcome to Late Night Laugh Lines. Please stow your critical thinking in the overhead compartments and turn off all electronic — wait, keep those going.
Our snark tonight will be cruising at an altitude of -700 feet. As this is a no smoking snark, please bring enough to share, and then it will be a smoking flight. Continue reading
Welcome to Late Night Laugh Lines, blah blah blah. It’s a gorgeous day here in Seattle. So WTF am I doing indoors, on my computer and/or phone and/or tablet and/or laptop?
Contractual obligations, severe penalties, binding arbitration, etc. You get the picture. Continue reading
Welcome to Late Night Laugh Lines, your one-stop source for all things snark. Let me explain a little about the mission of LNLL for our new friends.
The Nu Romantics is a cool, sexy, group with great talents posting and participating. Wess, for example, is a sooper classy film noir genius. Sebastian and Benjamin write tons of delicious poems. There are many others who work hard to make this a great place. I don’t even need to mention the awesome founders — you know what they bring. Continue reading
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The Mother Loving Roolz!
1. RTMLR! (Read The Mother Loving Roolz!). They will crack you up.
2. If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesosopranohalitosis, the lawyers at Grin & Berit can help.
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My, my. I’m all flushed after last week. Thank you all for the lively debate from my lovely commenters. (Not you, Jackson.)
Welcome to Late Night Laugh Lines, Volume 1, Issue 6, “The Lord of the Lay, Laid, Lies” Continue reading
This post will rapidly go down the toiley due to bathroom humor (or humour) and potty mouths.
Before that, a bit of old business. Item the first, some people love da roolz, some not. This week they are clearly delineated to make bypassing simpler.
Or maybe not. You people are just impossible! Continue reading
Welcome to flight 531 featuring non-stop service to your imagination. (Just kidding. There’s no place to land there!) As this is a no smoking flight, anyone caught sparking up will be asked to step outside once we reach cruising altitude.
Don’t you hate it when one voice gives way…. Continue reading