Welcome, you sick bitches and bastards. You are horrible, awful, terrible, no-good people. It’s nice to find your tribe, isn’t it?

Roolz? We don’t need no stinking Roolz! Continue reading →

Live from everywhere, it’s Wednesday Night!

Before we begin, everyone must sign the waiver, created by the law offices of Dewey Snark & Howe. Please read carefully. Continue reading →

We are gathered here today to celebrate the blessed union of Snark and Wit, may they live forever. Party down.

Here are The Roolz. (Of course, there are roolz! Anarchy is only allowed within the framework of the roolz. Maybe that should be a rool.) Continue reading →