“Would you still love me,”
with four inch
strands of corn silk
on her head. Continue reading
In champagne moonlight
my girl giggled
out of her
patches of fabric
dropping them to
the wet sand.
I kicked mine on top
then chased her squeals
into the surf. Continue reading
I want to give my perspective on the beauty of my girl. In this case, I specifically mean external beauty.
There is an objective measure of beauty that is a matter of well known ratios. Honey, you have those in spades.
But that only goes so far. Continue reading
“He has to die,” said Ashlee. She scanned the little circle of girls. On a bright, warm, sunny spring afternoon they all felt a dark chill.
“What?” said Toree with a scrunched brow, looking at the others.
“Agreed,” said Sheree. She held a stern, determined look and inched closer to Ashlee. Continue reading
Originally from the Nu Romantics group on FaceBook on April 6, 2017. See below for Grace Quillen’s bio. Continue reading
Welcome to Late Night Laugh Lines. Hello, my name is SK and I’m a snark-aholic.
I realized I had a problem when I got fired from my first post-high school job for a smartass remark to the boss. It was a learning experience, the lesson being that bosses have no humor. It’s why they get to be boss. Continue reading
Welcome to Late Night Laugh Lines. Please stow your critical thinking in the overhead compartments and turn off all electronic — wait, keep those going.
Our snark tonight will be cruising at an altitude of -700 feet. As this is a no smoking snark, please bring enough to share, and then it will be a smoking flight. Continue reading
Welcome to Late Night Laugh Lines, blah blah blah. It’s a gorgeous day here in Seattle. So WTF am I doing indoors, on my computer and/or phone and/or tablet and/or laptop?
Contractual obligations, severe penalties, binding arbitration, etc. You get the picture. Continue reading
Welcome to Late Night Laugh Lines, your one-stop source for all things snark. Let me explain a little about the mission of LNLL for our new friends.
The Nu Romantics is a cool, sexy, group with great talents posting and participating. Wess, for example, is a sooper classy film noir genius. Sebastian and Benjamin write tons of delicious poems. There are many others who work hard to make this a great place. I don’t even need to mention the awesome founders — you know what they bring. Continue reading
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The Mother Loving Roolz!
1. RTMLR! (Read The Mother Loving Roolz!). They will crack you up.
2. If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesosopranohalitosis, the lawyers at Grin & Berit can help.
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